1.

Even after all of this time, you manage to still be such a colossal, pretentious asshole. Even if you're not. Imagining the three of us sandwiched over the phone that one night (among so many other things) makes me embarrassed still.

2.

The times I've dreamt of you have grown so exponentially that now I'm sure the amount of time imaginary us has enjoyed far exceeds that spent by actual us. Real life, just wooden and halting; bodies meant to be spent, not wasted.