Texas isn't like a whole other country. It's another world. In just two years all of the barbeque, hyper-maculinity, and clogged-freeway driving have worked their way out of me. Now when I'm here while I can't stop marvelling at everything, I try not to continually make comments. I guess I just thought the country had been changing the past few years. As it turns out, I've just been living on other planets.